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Apparently Obama's choice of eats isn't good enough for  the press.

Reading my local newspaper a few days ago, I come across a small headline associating mustard and Obama, Yum. REALLY? I had a rant to my Mother and brother that morning about the whole thing. People, It's mustard, you all need to chill-ax. It seems like a desperate attempt for dispute due to the lack of major events hitting our planet Earth, but isn't that how it's always been? Dwelling on choices, actions and the completely normal things we make out to be abnormal done and made by people who are doing way better then us in life. 

Sure if you're living in the projects you wouldn't be grabbing for the fancies but there are tons of people of middle class-ers enjoying that Dijon. If I had nearly as much money as he's bringing home, I'd be eating more expensive things then hamburgers with lavish mustards for damn sure. The press has lost all dignity a long time ago, talk about judgmental with this one. It's one big insult, thing is they think their cleaver article has put one over Obama when really It screams "LOOK HOW DESPERATE AND TRIVIAL WE'VE GOTTEN THROUGH THE YEARS REALIZING WE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO THE PEOPLE IN THE NEWS ARTICLES WE WORK OUR BUTTS OFF ON. PLEASE NOTICE ME DEFY THEIR GOING ABOUTS." 

No Big deal. 

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• 6:52 wake up
• Sunday Hangovers suck
• Bitching someone out makes you a bitch, right?
• Cysts in the back of my neck?! I'll be fine? Thanks Mom.
• Phantom Pt. II - Justice 

Dinner @ Mise-BDI

                                    

Short Story (Digital) Mocking Narnia

Once upon a time there were their were four buddies playing around in an old abandoned house, their names were Sarah, Nanelle, Sharoni and Nordan. They were being real awesome and started playing hide and seek. Sharoni was counting as the other girls were hiding; Nanelle was running around in circles. Sarah used her super awesome powers to turn invisible for a while, and Nordan ran into the big closet. Once Sharoni was done counting, right away she found Nanelle. “NOOOO” said Nanelle “Where’s Nordan and Sarah?” Eventually they all went into the big butt closet where they fell into a wonderland where they found Jordan. “HELLUR” she said “Let’s look around and have a super happy fun good pimpin time.” Everybody agreed because they were all pretty much the coolest people ever.

After having an awesome time they bumped into some half goat half pancake man named Josh who gave them a thumbs up and a smile, “ HELLO “ with his huge grin staying on his face like it was permanent. Sharoni whispered quietly “Ho-my-god you guys it’s totally like a pancake goat man.” Jordan replied “‘Laugh OUT LOUD! Half goat half pancake half man… what? Sarah said willingly with a smile back, “Let’s be friends and have a super happy fun pimpin time” They all went off and met animals of the woods, had good times and took kick butt pictures for face book which would totally make them so more popular.

They saw a castle in the distance and were eager to get there, when they did then ran right in like they owned the place, it was basically an ice castle, everything was made of ice, it was very gloomy but cool. When they least expected it the evil queen Mrs. R. ran down the stairs yelling “DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR I WILL LOCK U IN THE ICE CAGES.” But it’s summer!” Sarah dragged on. “Use your super skills to eliminate her Nanelle!!” yelled Nordan. “I forgots them at home!” exclaimed Nanelle. Josh ran up to Mrs. R. Yelling “I will save the day!” So Josh used his pancake powers to throw her in the dungeon to do essays and math for eternity. They all screamed “Yay!!” and ruled the ice kingdom and threw super sweet pool parties there and invited all of their friends.

THE END.